(to be read like a story an infant would write) I am Clark, I am a musician.
When I went to Scotland to play music with my frendz ina big feeld by a laike, which sum peeple sai haz a big MONSTA IN IT!! She is called Nessie
We were eatin food backstaige and we bumped into other music peeple and thei liked our faces and songz so we had picturz taken with them.
That was my holiday to Scotland. It was nice.